i’m only a morning person on december 25th
time for some healthy snacks minus the healthy
PITBULL PUPPIES STEAL MY HEART
God almighty please bless me with these puppies.
Pitties are the best <333
Pit bull puppies fool!
Literally my fav
I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
"why weren’t you at school today"
"my mum feels me"
the moment when i thought that someone’s wig flew off their head
tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot and what else is also hot? yes that’s right HELL coincidence? i think noT
guys come on i researched things on google translate for this
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
everything happens so fast i swear i was an infant 2 months ago and now im an adult wtf
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas
My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad
That is all different kinds of awesome
i cant believe ur mums A goldfish
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.